I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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