i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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