This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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