almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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