I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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