At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We are two peas in an std pod
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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