Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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