We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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