I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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