They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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