stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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