Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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