I think my vagina is haunted
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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