Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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