she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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