so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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