6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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