I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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