if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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