Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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