You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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