I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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