So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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