Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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