when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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