Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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