By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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