Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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