Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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