You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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