Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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