i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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