I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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