there was a trapeze. enough said
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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