I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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