did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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