worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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