The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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