just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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