So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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