I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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