jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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go home
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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