so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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