just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I wear drunk well.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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