I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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