what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
