i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
After last night, I could never be a politician.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Randomize
