so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Less talking, more tequila
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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