Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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