maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
They should really pass out barf bags in church
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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