if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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