What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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