i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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