honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
id be glad to
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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