youre lurking in front of me
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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