I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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