Define "chronic" masturbator.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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